I was driving to work Thursday morning and was stuck behind a sketchy van going -28282 miles per hour. And the sketchiest part of the sketchy van was the clothing hanging out of the back door… it looked like someone’s coat had gotten caught in the door when they were forcibly shoved in the back. Things got really freaky when sketchy van pulled in the funeral home. Now I’m convinced it was filled with dead bodies. And was driven by a serial killer.
Where do dead bodies come from? Ok obviously from live bodies but how do they go from where they died to the funeral home? Is there some sort of sketchy-van service that provides transportation?
I want a fucking limo. Although I’d much rather be cremated and have my ashes hang out in Oprah’s house.